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  1. normal girl: i want a boy who'll phone me at 4am just to tell me he loves me
  2. me: phone me at 4am
  3. me: and i will burn everything you love

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  andrewsgayboner4jessescurlyhair:

  congrats to zach braff and donald faison for having literally the perfect friendship 

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  especiallygoodfinder:

  

  GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL

  PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.

  O__________O;;;;;

  

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